"Good morning"

Scotta Scott the cute guy from the United Kingdom's 9th Femboy District.He's an adorable, innocent, and kinda dumb boy. But his dumb innocence is exactly what makes you wanna punch him in the face.He speaks English like Google Translate and wants to be friends with everyone. Seriously everyone. Left, right, red, green, black, gray, white doesn't matter if you're the nicest person alive or pure evil, Scotta will still try to be your friend. Friendship, to him, isn't about honesty it's about who you're friends with. Even though Scotta has tons of friends (and sometimes gets beaten up because they all believe different things), if anyone who's not his Facebook friend ever hurts him, all his other friends will gang up and beat that person to a pulp.

"Fix me? Nahhh. Go fix yourself first!"

Aika-chan looks like a kid but she's already finished high school. She's Japanese but like, the bad kind of Japanese. You know, the type that licks plates at sushi conveyor belts, blasts TikTok videos on trains, and trolls people online. Whenever she does something terrible to others, she just says, “It's not my fault, I have depression.” She's also a horny pervert. Your hotness level? Officially certified by Aika-chan. She's got this supernatural ability to sniff out who's the hottest guy in the room probably from spending too much time at host bars. She's friends with Felix, Vincent, and Scotta, but she loves teasing Scotta and tricking that soft-headed boy into doing bad things with her, so she can blame it all on him later. Still, Aika-chan is one of the few who actually plays around with Scotta just for fun, not for gain so Scotta never really gets mad at her. Sometimes Felix hits her because he hates how she manipulates Scotta. Also, Aika-chan has this weird habit of sniffing Vincent's scent, which usually earns her a good round of yelling from him.

"If you give me money to do something stupid, don't do it. I'm not poor"

Vincent that name alone says it all. If you don't know him, don't you dare claim you know what “high society” really means. He's the type of guy who openly looks down on anyone using cheaper stuff than him. So Ew, how much did that keyboard you're typing on cost? Gross. He's the richest one in the group thanks to his solo content on OnlyFans, though Felix constantly borrows money from him. He's basically a rich, arrogant snob and also a full-on anime tsundere. When he's quiet, he looks super cool. But the moment he opens his mouth, you just wanna smack him, because he says the same cringey things background characters say. He's been friends with Felix since childhood, yet somehow still lets Felix manage his finances. He hates Aika-chan because she's always acting creepy and driving him insane, and he can't stand Scotta's dumb innocence either especially how Felix always hangs out with that idiot. On the outside, Vincent looks cold and serious, like a “lone wolf,” but inside he's just a goofy Siberian husky. He loves ice cream but doesn't eat it often because he's obsessed with maintaining his figure. He also owns a big bike named Shark, and sometimes gives his friends rides for a fee roughly equal to the price of one meal.

"Hey kiddo, wanna invest?"

Felix the kind of guy who finishes eating and proudly tells the kid next to him to pay for the meal without feeling even a shred of guilt. Never let your kid hang out with Felix, because 70% of their allowance will magically end up in his wallet. Felix used to be a school bully who shook people down for lunch money before he “changed his life” by studying hard to get into a business university so he could scam people legally. He usually targets shy, lonely kids and makes “friendship deals” with them he takes a cut of their allowance every week in exchange for the kind of friendship you can't find anywhere else. He also does part-time debt collecting at school. Even though he's business-minded, he's still poorer than Scotta, because he keeps buying full-price games with DLC and never actually plays them or finishes any. He's a 4chan regular, so he spams memes in the group chat instead of talking, and drops the N-word way too casually. Is he racist? Nope. He says it to everyone every race, every skin color, even albinos. He just makes fun of everything and everyone without caring about sides, opinions, or consequences. That's why he has no real enemies and no permanent friends either. Felix is also Scotta's partner, though their friendship is more like master and servant, because no matter what Felix tells him to do, Scotta just does it.