"Good morning"

Scotta Scott the cute guy from the United Kingdom's 9th Femboy District.He's an adorable, innocent, and kinda dumb boy. But his dumb innocence is exactly what makes you wanna punch him in the face.He speaks English like Google Translate and wants to be friends with everyone. Seriously everyone. Left, right, red, green, black, gray, white doesn't matter if you're the nicest person alive or pure evil, Scotta will still try to be your friend. Friendship, to him, isn't about honesty it's about who you're friends with. Even though Scotta has tons of friends (and sometimes gets beaten up because they all believe different things), if anyone who's not his Facebook friend ever hurts him, all his other friends will gang up and beat that person to a pulp.

First created in the early 2020s under the name Scott, he was a second-year university student and the main character in an adult comic series. The project was later cancelled due to its illogical and boring storyline. The name Scotta comes from combining Scott + Ta (“Ta” being one of the most commonly used and meaningful words across Latin America and Asia).

"Fix me? Nahhh. Go fix yourself first!"

Aika-chan looks like a kid but she's already finished high school. She's Japanese but like, the bad kind of Japanese. You know, the type that licks plates at sushi conveyor belts, blasts TikTok videos on trains, and trolls people online. Whenever she does something terrible to others, she just says, “It's not my fault, I have depression.” She's also a horny pervert. Your hotness level? Officially certified by Aika-chan. She's got this supernatural ability to sniff out who's the hottest guy in the room probably from spending too much time at host bars. She's friends with Felix, Vincent, and Scotta, but she loves teasing Scotta and tricking that soft-headed boy into doing bad things with her, so she can blame it all on him later. Still, Aika-chan is one of the few who actually plays around with Scotta just for fun, not for gain so Scotta never really gets mad at her. Sometimes Felix hits her because he hates how she manipulates Scotta. Also, Aika-chan has this weird habit of sniffing Vincent's scent, which usually earns her a good round of yelling from him.

First created in the early 2020s under the name Scott, he was a second-year university student and the main character in an adult comic series. The project was later cancelled due to its illogical and boring storyline. The name Scotta comes from combining Scott + Ta (“Ta” being one of the most commonly used and meaningful words across Latin America and Asia).

"If you give me money to do something stupid, don't do it. I'm not poor"

Vincent that name alone says it all. If you don't know him, don't you dare claim you know what “high society” really means. He's the type of guy who openly looks down on anyone using cheaper stuff than him. So Ew, how much did that keyboard you're typing on cost? Gross. He's the richest one in the group thanks to his solo content on OnlyFans, though Felix constantly borrows money from him. He's basically a rich, arrogant snob and also a full-on anime tsundere. When he's quiet, he looks super cool. But the moment he opens his mouth, you just wanna smack him, because he says the same cringey things background characters say. He's been friends with Felix since childhood, yet somehow still lets Felix manage his finances. He hates Aika-chan because she's always acting creepy and driving him insane, and he can't stand Scotta's dumb innocence either especially how Felix always hangs out with that idiot. On the outside, Vincent looks cold and serious, like a “lone wolf,” but inside he's just a goofy Siberian husky. He loves ice cream but doesn't eat it often because he's obsessed with maintaining his figure. He also owns a big bike named Shark, and sometimes gives his friends rides for a fee roughly equal to the price of one meal.

Created in the early 2020s as Felix's rival in the adult comic version.

"Hey kiddo, wanna invest?"

Felix the kind of guy who finishes eating and proudly tells the kid next to him to pay for the meal without feeling even a shred of guilt. Never let your kid hang out with Felix, because 70% of their allowance will magically end up in his wallet. Felix used to be a school bully who shook people down for lunch money before he “changed his life” by studying hard to get into a business university so he could scam people legally. He usually targets shy, lonely kids and makes “friendship deals” with them he takes a cut of their allowance every week in exchange for the kind of friendship you can't find anywhere else. He also does part-time debt collecting at school. Even though he's business-minded, he's still poorer than Scotta, because he keeps buying full-price games with DLC and never actually plays them or finishes any. He's a 4chan regular, so he spams memes in the group chat instead of talking, and drops the N-word way too casually. Is he racist? Nope. He says it to everyone every race, every skin color, even albinos. He just makes fun of everything and everyone without caring about sides, opinions, or consequences. That's why he has no real enemies and no permanent friends either. Felix is also Scotta's partner, though their friendship is more like master and servant, because no matter what Felix tells him to do, Scotta just does it.

First appeared in the early 2020s as the leader of a university gang, serving as a rival to Vincent and a former lover of Scotta in the adult comic version. The name Felixto is not pronounced the Japanese way, but rather in a Latin accent.

"I want to come inside you"

T isn't his real name. He's a monster disguised as a human. He hunts at night and when he finds a victim, he shifts into his monster form and eats their organs from the inside. He comes off sly, kind, and easy to approach. He's also friends with Cat kun and he always helps him study monsters. Even though he's popular with girls but he's actually gay and he's dating Rockbit for his own personal benefit. Rockbit yells at him all the time, T actually enjoys getting scolded. He also knows Nova is trying to kill him but he lets her try because Rockbit protects him. Because of that T loves to look down on Nova and expose her secrets whenever he gets the chance. In his free time, he writes books usually fake demon-weakness guides full of wrong information and sometimes reads them too.

T was created before 2013 and was inspired by Minecraft.

"Nyan Nyan~"

Cat kun is a 16 year old boy who just started his first year of high school. He studies Monsters and zombies with his friends. He has a little partner named Bun Bun a stray he picked up from the street. Everytime when he talks, he usually begins or ends his sentences with “meow.” Cat kun studies hard and has good friendships with his classmates and other people. He always helps others when they're struggling and tries to find answers or solutions for them. He's funny and always makes people smile but sometimes he gets tired and talks to Bun Bun when he feels lonely even though Bun Bun can't talk back. He also has a half brother named Kuper, because Cat kun had no friends as a child and his mother couldn't have a second child.

Cat-kun was created in 2013 as the main character of the story.

"There's something fun on the internet waiting for us"

Kuper is a nine-tailed fox who's addicted to video games and is a full-time gamer. He knows everything about the gaming world character names, special moves, storylines, mechanics, everything. He helps people online all the time: game guides, helping recover accounts, doing quests for others. He also helps Cat kun, his half-brother, find information on the internet. Kuper has a special relationship with Kawa and often travels to the desert to meet her and learn more about her legend. He's silly, goofy, and loves spicy papaya salad. He also steals Cat kun's snacks all the time.

Kuper was created in 2013 as Cat.kun's helper. He was inspired by Naruto.

"I hate you..."

Wuka used to be in a delinquent gang. He was taught to be cold and heartless so he wouldn't feel guilty when hurting others. He left the gang because he didn't want to harm Hatami, the girl who supported him and stayed by his side when life was tough. He lives with Rockbit in a small condo and fights monsters together with him. He secretly likes Hatami because she's cute and kind, but he tries to hide his feelings. He gets angry and acts cold when she makes him embarrassed, but deep down he always wants to protect her and would go after anyone who hurts her. He also hates T because he knows T is a demon pretending to be human. Wuka is friends with Saki because Saki is someone he can talk nonsense with comfortably.

Wuka was created in 2014 and was inspired by Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea.

"I know you better than you know yourself"

Nova recently moved into the city. She owns a massage shop but that's just a cover. She's actually a scientist, illegal weapons dealer, and underground doctor. She sells dark market organs and experiments on monsters. She collects monster parts and uses them to make different medicines, which she sells on the dark market. She's currently interested in a man named T because she knows he's a monster pretending to be human. She's trying to lure him away from everyone so she can capture him for experiments. Nova is proud and mysterious, but she does have a companion Robiss and she often uses him to gather information about T. She can change her gender and make herself look especially beautiful, using her charm to negotiate organ deals and gain advantages for herself. She also sells weapons to Rockbit at cheaper prices.

Nova was created in 2016 as a villain who actually works on the good side.

"Hentai and Doujinshi are my life"

Saki is an otaku who's obsessed with anime and watches literally everything. He talks about action scenes nonstop, makes dirty jokes about female characters or loli, says chuuni lines from anime, edits AMVs, listens Nightcore and knows every secret hentai and doujin code out there. Even though he's a real big anime fan, people usually think he's weird But he was into anime way before it became mainstream. He lives with Zon and NumNum, Zon constantly forces him to do anything other than watch anime. Even though he's an otaku, Saki takes good care of himself he cooks, does housework, and handles outside chores just fine. Saki is online friends with Kuper and he's also Wuka's best friend. His hobby is dressing as a femboy to get money from horny people. Even though he has wings on his head, he usually walks everywhere because flying uses too much energy and gives him neck pain.

Saki was created in 2014 as an original character inspired by Nightcore + 2000s otaku culture.

"If you feel uncomfortable, you can stay by my side"

Hatami is a countryside girl who moved to the city to hunt demons. She comes from a family of guardians, so she knows how to use magic. She always helps people in trouble without relying on magic and tries to understand others, even if it sometimes puts her in danger. She has a pure and strong heart, but she's also fragile and naive, so Wuka constantly needs to protect her. She can transform into a guardian form to fight powerful demons, but using that power makes her get sick easily.

Her name, Hatami, is a mix of “Hatari” and “Hanami” She was created in 2014, inspired by Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea.

"I will fight until I die"

Rockbit is a bloodthirsty rabbit sniper who slays monsters using an axe and a gun. He's hotheaded, gets annoyed easily and loves sweets. He travels outside the city to hunt monsters, which means he gets injured constantly. He lives with Wuka and usually leaves all the housework to him because he's hopeless at it. Even though he's T's boyfriend, he's not serious about the relationship at all. He won't even admit he's gay and he's way more obsessed with guns than with T. Rockbit has a younger sister, Robiss. They share some similar tastes and he yells at her a lot but if anyone ever hurts her, he'll hunt them down and kill them. He also secretly has a crush on Violetta, even though she hates him and uses him all the time.

Rockbit was created in 2016 as the male counterpart of Robiss.

"I wanna give love and beauty to you in this gloomy world"

Robiss recently got out of the hospital. She's a cheerful girl who loves pop culture. She adores sweets and cute things plushies, clothes, accessories, everything. She's also Rockbit's little sister. She loves her brother deeply because after the childhood accident that kept her in the hospital for years, she didn't get to see him for a long time. She loves teasing him, because when he gets angry he looks cute. Robiss is also friends with Nova and Hatami and she often hangs out with them. She has a best friend from her teen years named Sodansa they don't meet often but their bond is strong and they usually plan parties or trips together. Even though she looks like a sweet, soft girl, she's physically stronger than her brother. She can lift heavy things, open stuck jars, and protect him whenever he gets into trouble.

Robiss was created in 2016, inspired by a favorite plush toy.

"I didn't get a law degree to do this job"

He's not mentally ill, but he's been to the psych hospital more often than people who actually are. Everyone knows suing big organizations or companies is hard as hell, but Darvin can wrap up cases like that in one or two years. Right now, he's gathering evidence to sue a cult involved in drug trafficking, organ trading, and child exploitation across Southeast Asia. He's also Benjamin and Carolin's personal lawyer, which means he's in court all the time, usually because of the stupid things Benji and Caro did but he still ends those cases fast. Oh, and he's married to Carolin too. That's why he's on antidepressants, sleeping pills, and migraine meds way more than normal. In The Rainy Green Man, he also plays a female character named Darin same job and personality, just older by two years because it's a different storyline. Darin focuses on civil cases and helps the government catch serial killers.

First appeared in late 2019 as a mystery novelist. His name went through several changes before being finalized: Alan → Lloyd → Devid → Darvin.

"Your problem is not my problem"

Benjamin Roy the man who discriminates against literally everything on Earth. He's the leader of the TLF cult, known by members as The Father (F). His job is to lure rich people, politicians, businessmen, and celebrities to invest in his projects. Since Benji has to socialize with high-class people all the time, he's become an alcoholic, a heavy drug user, violent, egotistical, sexist, selfish, and deeply judgmental. Because of his psychopathic tendencies, he's terrified he might one day lose control and hurt his daughter, Marjolin. So every night, he either overdoses on drugs to knock himself out or drinks himself unconscious at a bar. He's been sued 13 times (not counting 56 cases settled with hush money or blackmail). He often pays huge amounts to silence victims, which is why most people don't know how awful he really is. He's unofficially married to a woman named Rosindra and has a sister he absolutely despises Carolin. He might look like a drunk, neglectful single dad who's forgotten to pick his daughter up from school 47 times, but sometimes ignoring her is actually the safest way to keep her from getting hurt by him.

Created in late 2019 as a rich, arrogant, and manipulative man who's always smiling. He was inspired by Elon Musk and Andrew Tate.

"You look yummy inside and outside"

Don't let her cook. Seriously do not let her cook! Carolin Roy is a freak who eats literally anything, and germs don't seem to affect her at all. I mean anything poop, pee, vomit, blood, or half-cooked food that would probably kill a normal person. Her sense of taste is totally broken, and she might even be a cannibal. If you kiss her once, your body will immediately be filled with more than 99% of all known bacteria strains. She's the head of the TLF cult, known as The Mother (M). Her job is to spread the cult's teachings to poor communities, mentally ill people, immigrants, and children promising them better human rights than what they'd get from the government. She married Darvin because he's smart enough to fix the chaos she causes. She also manipulates her niece Marjolin (Benjamin's daughter) into making online content that spreads the cult in fandom communities full of kids. Her brother Benjamin wants to kill her because she stole his credit card and blew through 50% of his savings.

First created in late 2019 as a female villain from a demonic cult who enjoys eating human flesh. The name Carolin is a distortion of Coraline. Her design and personality were inspired by The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Walten Files.

"My girlfriend is real"

Kisajin Yn Wong is a gentleman deep, shy, gentle, caring, always putting others before himself… and all of that is true only if he takes his meds every day like his doctor told him to. He has moderate schizophrenia and acts a little weird sometimes, but most people think he seems pretty normal. Kisajin's a member of the TLF cult, which means he only pays 75% of hospital fees in emergencies, and 10% of his income goes to the cult every month. He believes he can cure his schizophrenia on his own without medication because he doesn't want to take pills for the rest of his life. He likes reading, walking, listening to music, and drinking tea though he rarely finishes anything he starts. He also keeps a lot of pet rats at home, and sometimes eats them when he runs out of money for food. He experiences both visual and auditory hallucinations he knows they're not real, but at the same time, everything feels both real and fake to him. He's in love with Darin, a girl he liked since childhood. He needs to take his meds before seeing her, even though he hates how they make him feel numb and unmotivated. That's why he sometimes seems cold and distant. When his symptoms get worse, he isolates himself because he's scared the voices in his head might convince him to hurt her.

First created in the mid-2020s. Originally a fusion of Benjamin and Carolin under the name Banjolin, portrayed as a yandere character without an individual story. He was inspired by the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and the artist kill me, ace! (убей меня, эйс!).

"I hate that I look beautiful when I'm pain"

Rosindra used to be an ugly little girl who didn't care about beauty, but she grew up making her looks her main way of survival. She suffers from severe depression but can't physically harm herself. When she was young, people mocked her body and face; when she became beautiful, people harassed her instead sexually, verbally, or out of jealousy, especially women who didn't like how antisocial she was. She's also a woke feminist who donates large sums of money to help poor kids or disaster victims whenever she can. She works at a bar, where she often sees Benjamin sometimes with his daughter. Rosindra would take care of the little girl for him, and eventually, Benjamin offered her a 'temporary wife' position with a paycheck bigger than her bar job just so she could look after his 10 year old daughter. He often abuses her, so most of the money she earns goes straight to hospital bills. Rosindra has 13 cats she rescued from the streets (and some that just multiplied at home). She doesn't have much money, but all her cats are fat and well cared for almost like they're the only reason she's still alive.

First created in late 2019 as a spoiled rich girl who is bullied by Benjamin and Carolin.

"Wanna be my friends?"

Marjolin Roy might look like a cheerful, sweet girl who's always smiling but that's exactly how her father wants her to be. Marjo has level 1 autism and doesn't get proper care. Her grades are terrible, and she's often bullied at school. She was once transferred to a special needs school, but she hated it. So her dad let her study at home instead, giving her an iPad and a computer to learn from AI and YouTube and even access to his bank account, when she was only eight years old. Marjolin loves drawing and is totally addicted to brainrot content. If you're her friend on Roblox, you'll see she plays around eight hours a day. She also helps Carolin spread the cult's teachings across fandom communities full of kids. She loves being around Rosindra because she's beautiful and has big boobs Marjolin even protects her whenever her dad gets violent. She's never really spent time with her father. On days when he says he wants to have 'family time' outside, that's the only time she'll put her iPad down.

First created in late 2019. In the original version, she was a psychotic woman obsessed with Benjamin and was previously named Marin. The current version was made in the early 2020s and was inspired by a 2016 Roblox avatar.

"Because I've been pain, I've learned kindness"

Yuri Koyanskaya a man with a heart of ice. He's a patrol officer, and even though he's not a citizen of the country he works in, he's better at his job than ten local cops combined. Sometimes his body's covered in scars, but none of them hurt as much as failing to save someone at a crime scene. Because he doesn't fit into society here, he avoids people and throws himself into his work instead. Yuri doesn't talk much, he often gets lost in thought and forgets to say things out loud. His partner, Michelle, met him while on duty, and they've grown close it's like they can read each other's minds. Yuri growing up in Siberia, he saw so much cruelty that now, no matter how much pain he's in, his face never shows it.

First created in the early 2020s as a detective with PTSD named Konsai, and originally partnered with Kisajin (though in The Rainy Green Man, they never meet). He was inspired by the band Kino (Кино) and the game/manga Underworld Capital Incident (獄都事変).

"Hello? Hello hello?"

You don't know who he's calling or where he gets people's phone numbers from but one thing's for sure: he knows you better than you know yourself. Michelle Gatnet may be a desk officer, but sometimes he goes out on fieldwork with Yuri because he's better at picking up details from him that way. He knows a lot of people, and whenever something big happens that the regular officers can't handle, he's always the one offering to call someone who can help. He might look like he doesn't care about his job, but when it's a murder case, he gets laser-focused almost obsessed. He's so into catching killers that he looks downright insane when he gets the chance to arrest one. Despite his goofy side, Michelle is actually deep and likes thinking outside the box. He loves reading philosophy, folk tales, and world political history. He enjoys working with Yuri because he's serious about the job but Yuri's also the only person he feels comfortable talking to about personal stuff.

Has two versions: The first version (2015) a female police officer named Cito, who liked talking on the phone and reading books. She was a side character in Crazycity. The latest version (mid-2020s) inspired by Phone Guy from Five Nights at Freddy's (FNaF).

"Mysterious and Creepy totally suit a kid like me"

Alaska-chan" is just a nickname based on the jacket she always wears. Her real name can't be revealed to anyone in the department. She's absolutely obsessed with Creepypasta stories to the point she actually believes they're real. She once tried calling Slenderman at 3 AM, bought a mystery box off the dark web at 3 AM, and insists no one should ever play Minecraft at 3 AM

Created in the mid-2020s.

"I hate my ugly face"

Sometimes, having a face full of scars is still better than having an ugly one. Frank or Franky, real name Sfrank is a little girl born with dangerous powers that require her to use a lot of her own blood. Because of that, she's smaller and weaker than other girls her age. Frank goes to an international school, and whenever she's different from the rest or doesn't fit into their standards, the bullying gets brutal things like having her hair burned, being forced to lick a toilet seat, getting hit in the head with plastic chairs, or being made to come to school without underwear. Even after all that, she always blames her ugly face for everything, saying she doesn't look like everyone else. That's why she often hurts herself. Deep down, she just wants someone anyone to be by her side and tell her to stop.

Created in the mid-2020s on the same day as Norman, but they are not related in story or family.

"You'll never see me grow up"

Norman Gartcher 14 year old boy with a huge ego, hates normies or what he calls conformist sheep. He's proud of being different. He refuses to consume any media that's popular, never does what normal kids do, and he's the kind of troublemaker who spray-paints or draws dicks on every wall he sees earning him the nickname “Bomber Kid.” He doesn't respect adults who think they're the “good” people of society, and he flat-out refuses to be friends with “good kids” the ones with perfect grades, who never question their parents, dream of average jobs, and only follow trends. That's why Norman has zero friends but he doesn't care. He only wants one real friend in his whole life: someone crazy enough to do wild stuff with him. To adults, he looks like an angry, rebellious kid, but the truth is, his real goal is to stop kids from growing up into the kind of adults who ruin the world.

Created in the mid-2020s, mainly inspired by the Postal game series, the band KMFDM, and the Nordic Witch House music style (themes of depression and suicide). Norman was created on the same day as Frank, but the two have no connection in story or bloodline.

"I don't even need your love!"

For some reason, Kiyoshi's new name became Kisajin. A 14 year old boy. cold, distant, with eyes full of darkness. His mind is filled with things that shouldn't be there. Even though people praise him as a ‘good kid,' no one truly knows him. Kiyoshi has paranoid schizophrenia, which makes him constantly feel like people are talking about him or staring at him. Because of this, he hates approaching others or forming relationships. Sometimes he chooses to hate or even hurt someone he barely knows. That's why his classmates are afraid of him. Even though his violence comes from paranoia, deep down he still hopes to have a friend someone who understands him and helps him. Kiyoshi is also attracted to older women. He believes girls his own age are promiscuous, which is one reason he becomes deeply obsessed with a woman named ‘Darin' He believes she has feelings for him, even though she is 9 years older than him.

Kiyoshi was created in the mid-2020s. His original name was Kenji, and he was once written as a rural Japanese boy before the story was rewritten. His personality was inspired by KSJ first design (yandere boy).

"I'm inside your head now"

Everything I touch comes alive. Everything alive that touches me dies. Death is scary but also beautiful like a flower for some people. Leroy looks almost human. She has basic intelligence, like a living being. Leroy's form is shaped by many people who have seen her. Even though her teachings were banned by many religious followers because they were seen as supporting suicide, she will continue to exist as long as no one forgets her. She may look terrifying, but she is gentle to those who walk the path of death. Her embrace is cold, but if you accept it, the cold and the anxiety slowly disappear. The thing people fear the most whether alive or dead is being forgotten. If you allow Leroy to become part of your thoughts, your life story will be remembered by those who are one with her. Even if they disappear, no one is ever forgotten in her arms. Darkness can mean many things: fear, the unknown, nothingness. It can be both the beginning and the end of everything. And she is there. She loves flowers. Decorating her appearance with flowers is not only beautiful, but also what draws people toward her.

Leroy was created in 2021. Her first design was a shy, depressed girl before she was changed into a god. Inspired by DJ OKAWARI, Nujabes, Nao Tokui, The Caretaker, and Đỗ Thị Thiên Lý.

"It's me, Your best friend forever!"

Creep is the name Benjamin uses for the imaginary demon in Marjolin's mind. Even though Creep is just a scary-looking imaginary friend, he is the only one who truly understands Marjolin. He often stays by her side, holding her when she feels hurt or overwhelmed. But even though he protects her, there are times when Creep offers her bad choices things like revenge, using intoxicants, or consuming dangerous media. Creep isn't only Marjolin's friend. Many children have been friends with Creep. His name and appearance change depending on how each child sees him. Even though he sometimes disappears as those children grow up, in some cases he stays with them into adulthood and slowly leads them down the wrong path. Creep's targets are emotionally vulnerable children. This can come from being abused by strangers or people close to them, or from a lack of love and care from those around them.

Creep was created in late 2019. He once played the role of a villain who manipulated Darvin.